THE SCREEN-LESS SET
A screen-free SUPERFLIK digicam and a RETRADISC CD player for the cost of one RETRADISC! Yes, you’re effectively getting a $65 screen liberation device for free. A fleeting moment when capital greed takes the L. Ships ~December 30th.
FIND YOUR CERTIFIED DIGITAL DETOX PARTNER
WELCOME TO YOUR SCREEN VACATION
After extensive research in our secret laboratory (aka NYC apartment), we've developed these liberation devices™ for the notification-traumatized.
Each device is scientifically engineered to be super sexy, work like magic, and know when to leave you alone.
THE JOY OF MISSING OUT
What's it like to escape algorithmic hell?
Our customers report an increase in maintaining eye contact, completing thoughts without checking notifications, and remembering what hobbies are.
Some have even reported sitting still for more than 4 minutes. Revolutionary, we know.