ENGINEERED TO RESPECT YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY™
Electronics that know when to shut up and let you live your life.
FIND YOUR CERTIFIED DIGITAL DETOX PARTNER
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WELCOME TO YOUR SCREEN VACATION
After extensive research in our secret laboratory (aka NYC apartment), we've developed these liberation devices™ for the notification-traumatized.
Each device is scientifically engineered to be super sexy, work like magic, and know when to leave you alone.
THE JOY OF MISSING OUT™
What's it like to escape algorithmic hell?
Our customers report an increase in maintaining eye contact, completing thoughts without checking notifications, and remembering what hobbies are.
Some have even reported sitting still for more than 4 minutes. Revolutionary, we know.
